Open Letter to Dr Laura

 
  Just in case you have not heard this one via the Internet ..

Laura Schlesinger is a USA radio personality who dispenses advice to callers. Recently she said on air that "... homosexulaity is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance ...".

This is an open letter posted on the internet in response:

Dear Dr Laura,

Thank-you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When somebody tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

  • When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Leviticus  1:9) The problem is my neighbours. They claim tha odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
  • I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned (Exodus 21:7). In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
  • I know I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Leviticus 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
  • I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations (Leviticus 25:44) A friend of mine claims this applies to Mexicans but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
  • I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obliged to kill him myself?
  • A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
  • I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight (Leviticus 21:20). I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
  • Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden (Leviticus 11:6-8). How should they die?
  • Touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean(Leviticus 11:6-8). May I still play football if I wear gloves?
  • My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife, by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them at a private family affair, like we do with those who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20:14)
  • I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan ...